Drips

DRIPS
Intro
Obie… Yo… Im sick
Damn… You straight dog?
Chorus
That’s why I ain’t got no time.
For these games and stupid tricks
Or these bitches on my dick.
That’s how dudes be getting sick
That’s how dicks be getting drips.
Falling victims to this shit
From these bitches on our dicks,
fucking chickens with no ribs
That’s why I ain’t got no time…
Verse 1 (Obie Trice)
Yo, I woke up fucked up off the liquor I drunk.
I had a bag of the skunk won in last nights Tunk
pussy residue was on my penis,
Denise from the cleaners, fucked me good,
You shoulda seen this
big booty bitch, switch unbearable, french roll stylin’,
body like a stallion
Sizin up the figure while my shit’s getting bigger,
debatin’ on a fuck or do I want to be her nigga
Caressin’this bitch, plus I’m checking out them tits,
sippin’ on that fine shit I ain’t used to buyin’
I gotta hit it from behind, its mandatory,
like takin’ hoe’s money, but that’s another story
For surely, the pussy on toast after we toast,
her clothes fell like Bishop in Juice
The womb beater, clean pussy eater,
insertin’ my jock in that spot hotter than the hottest block
Don’t Stop! The response I got when I was knockin’ it,
clock steady tickin’, kinky finger lickin’
and can on, semen’s at my tip when she moans.
I gotta slow down before I cum soon
and work that nigga like a slave owner.
When I dropped off my outfit,
she knew I wanted to bone her
She foamin’ at the lips, the one between them hips,
pubic hairs lookin’ like some sour cream dip
without the nacho, my dick hit the spot though,
pussy tighter than conditions of us black folks
We in the final stretch, the last part of sex.
I bust a fat ass nut, then I woke up next
like what the fuck is goin’ on here, this bitch evaporated,
pussy and all, just picked up and vacated
Now I’m frusturated cuz my dick was unprotected,
and Doctor Wesley tellin me I really got that shit
Chorus
Verse 2 (Eminem)
Now I don’t wanna hit no woman,
but this chick’s got it comin’, someone better get this bitch,
before she gets kicked in the stomach
and she’s pregnant, buts she’s eggin’ me on,
beggin’ me to throw her off the steps of this porch
my only weapon is force and I don’t
wanna resort to any violence of any sort.
But what’s she shovin’ me for?
Doesn’t she love me no more?
Wasn’t she huggin’ me four minutes ago at the door?
Man, I’m this close to goin’ toe-to-toe with this whore.
What would you do if she was tellin’ you she wants a divorce?
She’s havin’ another baby in a month, and it’s yours,
and you find out it isn’t cus this bitch has been visitin’ someone else
and suckin’ his dick and kissin’ you on the lips when you get back,
to Michigan, now the plot is thickenin’ worse
cus you feel like you’ve been stickin’ your fuckin’ dick in a hearse
so you paranoid at every little cold that you get,
ever since they told you this shit, you’ve been holdin’ your dick
so you go to the clinic, sweatin’
every minute you in it,
then the doctor comes out lookin’ like Dennis the Menace
and it’s obvious to everyone in the lobby it’s AIDS,
he ain’t even gotta call you in his office to say it
so you jet back home, cus you gon’ get that hoe,
when you see her, you gon’ bend her fuckin’ neck back, yo
cus you love her, you never would expect that blow,
Obie told you the scoop,
how could she stoop that low?
Jesus, I don’t believe this,
bitch works at the cleaners,
bringin’ me home diseases,
swingin’ from Obie’s penis
she’s so deceivin’,
shit this hoe’s a genius,she g’d us…
Chorus
I’m Busy
Fuck these Bitches
Fuck’em all, Get Money
Shady Records, Obie Trice
Eminem, muthafucka
New millenium shit… Yeah
Turn this shit off
Turn this shit the fuck off
How many parents have claimed against the violent lyrics of the song ‘Drips’? But how many of them parents have taken time to read them carefully? I have ‘ and I consider ‘Drips’ as a warning towards young men not to have unprotected sex- which is a good thing.
The song is all about treason, about a behavior that is typical to a certain category of women. Obie and Eminem are playing the role of two dummies who have been the victim of the same woman who made them believe they were unique while she was playing with each other’s feelings and bodies.
The lyrical content appears to be misogynistic- at first sight. Eminem and Obie are men and they describe an untrustworthy ‘slutty’ feminine behavior. I can relate to similar masculine behavior and frankly I don’t see why I should get offended by the lyrical content of ‘Drips’. When men act like this, I also want to punch them right in the face and there is nothing wrong about it. But I guess some closed minded people would be ready to call me an ‘androgynist ‘ for this statement I made!
Aids is a real danger and young people are more likely to understand a warning coming from their favorite artist then from their parents.
There are probably also some allusions to Kim who has been caught cheating on Eminem :
‘ Man, I’m this close to goin’ toe-to-toe with this whore.
What would you do if she was tellin’ you she wants a divorce?
She’s havin’ another baby in a month, and it’s yours,
and you find out it isn’t cus this bitch has been visitin’ someone else
and suckin’ his dick and kissin’ you on the lips when you get back,
to Michigan, now the plot is thickenin’ worse
cus you feel like you’ve been stickin’ your fuckin’ dick in a hearse
so you paranoid at every little cold that you get,
ever since they told you this shit, you’ve been holdin’ your dick
so you go to the clinic, sweatin’
every minute you in it,
then the doctor comes out lookin’ like Dennis the Menace
and it’s obvious to everyone in the lobby it’s AIDS,
he ain’t even gotta call you in his office to say it
so you jet back home, cus you gon’ get that hoe,
when you see her, you gon’ bend her fuckin’ neck back, yo
cus you love her, you never would expect that blow…’

But the most important message to young people is not to have unprotected sex, this is the main lesson to learn from ‘Drips’. To quote Eminem:
“Dont do drugs, dont have unprotected sex, dont be violent. Leave that to me.”
If you understand the last sentence was meant sarcastically, you will fully get the message of the song!

Eminem : a phenomenon in rap history

We may ask : what makes Eminem appear as such a phenomenon in rap music ? What are the main reasons of his success in the music industry ?
If you ask me, I’d say : Eminem himself.
His personality, his high level of verbal skills, his attitude (he never does anything just to please you), his originality, his great understanding of the youth (the mishandled youth in particular), his criticism against the American government’s policy.
Some people may argue that his success is due to his skin color which is only partially true. Eminem owes his first success to a black man : Dr Dre. Eminem is also surrounded by the right people who know how to intelligently market his products like his friend and producer Dr Dre, his manager Paul Rosenberg.
But he owes his success much more to his talent and to his hard work.
The fact that he’s a white M.C certainly contributes to attract a larger audience. I was myself surprised to see a white M.C rapping ( so well) when I first discovered him in his ‘ Stan ‘ video. That increased my curiosity and made me want to know more details about his music and his biography. But what really impressed me in the end were his verbal plays. Not even his worst enemies could deny Eminem is a talented wordsmith and those who deny his talent usually do it out of jealousy.
From the beginning of his career, Marshall has been very clever in attracting the public’s attention. He has this great ability to captivate people and the public exposure of his life as a show make of him the most talked about rapper.
Marshall has never been afraid of speaking his mind and the fact that he has the courage of his opinions made him win a lot of hearts, but it also increased his enemies’ list for a large part. The exposure Eminem gives of his life is also a big reality show and we all know the world is in need of truth and reality. Since i was a child, I grew up despising artists and people of the show business, because most of them looked so fake and so superficial. When I first discovered Eminem, I was amazed : here is a man from Detroit, who is not ashamed of his past, of being ‘ white trash ‘. He calls things by their names and shows pictures of himself carrying a big garbage bag on his back. Here is a man, who has the courage to say that poverty does not only exist among Blacks in America. He points out the existence of the ‘ white trash ‘. Here is a man who is not ashamed of coming from the white poor classes. Here is a man who also has the courage to defy the Bush administration !
Eminem’s great personality alone explains his success for a large part. Eminem is real, he never fakes himself, he doesn’t ‘ give a fuck ‘ about what you think, he doesn’t ‘ give a fuck about a Grammy ‘. Eminem is not conventional, he hates ceremonies. Even some fans felt offended because he didn’t attend to a Grammy or an Award ceremony this year in May 2003, because they knew he preferred spending some time with Hailie than going to the ceremony. Offended fans, how can you be so selfish and say Eminem was disrespecting you ? Do you realize that he barely spends time with his daughter ? It’s rather a good sign that he privileges Hailie to a ceremony.
But you must see Eminem on stage and he will convince you totally : no TV live retransmission of his concerts will make you feel the same. Eminem on stage is amazing : he is such a good entertainer. The athmosphere of his concert is divine, you can feel like an extraordinary alchemy between Marshall and his audience. At Paris Bercy, he performed for an hour and a half, and I was captivated from the beginning to the end. And I am not the only fan who felt like this. We were around 17 000 persons to feel like this. All the artists performing at Paris Bercy were great, but when Eminem came in, he was acclaimed like nobody else and the athmosphere was electrifying, we didn’t want the show to end, we could have spent the whole night listening to him.
What is Eminem’s receipt of his success ? The answer is clear : the man himself !

Adults express about Eminem

Adults express thoughts about Eminem
Many people wondered how I could be an Eminem fan, being an adult. I’ve been asked so many times how somebody of my generation could love ‘ such kind of music ‘ and how I could appreciate a ‘ women hater ‘ and a ‘ dumb guy ‘ such as Eminem’
Most of the time, people who ask me those questions are totally ignorant of the artist and just repeat what they have heard from the media.
This is a typical comment of a mom against Eminem that I found on a ‘ shut up Slim website ‘. But this person is the one who needs to shut up, because her comments are really pointless’
“As a mother of two teenager’s I hate mather’s music because it is so vulgar. I don’t think even savy adults can truly understand the insipid, pervasive message of hate Mathers is cranking out. As a citizen, I appreciate the artist’s right to free speech. Some of his lyrics are viable but they are so apprehensible and sound so terrible, I can’t listen to him.
When I went on the web looking for info on Eminem, mostly I found homogenous product- meaning the spin machine is plugging up the world with another hunk of garbage that the masses are supposed to swallow. (There are not many anti-Mathers sights or objective sights. I went looking for sociological studies on Mathew Mathers-nothing!) Mathers is not saying anything new, he has big corporations kissing his ass and pushing his crap down our throats. It is the modern version of the Emperor that Wore No Clothes. He can’t sing, he can’t dance. Does his music have social and political value? Is it art? What is he trying to communicate? That the World revolves around his problems and attitudes? Is his message viable? To some extent, but “in your face music” shuts many off, especially those who are intelligent to know that people who are usually screaming about issues are ignorant and do not know enough, feel enough, or wise enought to make a social/political commentary. There is no realism in Slim Shadys life.” – d
First of all, I’d like to state that I am not the only adult Eminem fan. And sorry to disappoint this person, but I’m a graduate with a master’s degree who happens to enjoy and to fully get Eminem’s dark sense of humor. I have met some adult fans, among them students and educated people.
This mom makes me laugh : she went looking for what ? Sociological studies on ‘ Mathew Mathers ‘ ? Who is ‘ Mathew Mathers ? ‘
Sorry, but I only know about Marshall Mathers.
And yeah, Marshall’s music has a social and political value : it is related to Black people’s history and among many rappers, Eminem raises social and political issues. She did not even have the curiosity to look for the artist’s right name. I usually allow myself to criticize a subject I really went deep into. He can’t sing ? Haha, Eminem is no singer, he is a rapper and sorry to disappoint you, he can rap and has a high level of skills. He can’t dance ? He’s an expert breakdancer and in my opinion he dances well. I love the way he moves on stage.
But the dumbest sentence is to come : ‘ There is no realism in Slim Shadys life.’ ‘ No realism? What do you want more from Eminem who nearly exposed his whole life details in their roughness in his albums?
Go back to your studies…study Eminem’s lyrics and then come back to talk about him…Because you really have no idea about what you’re talking about!
But somebody else expressed an opposite (and much more positive) opinion on Eminem:
‘ I am a caring, understanding, compassionate ADULT (30+) who enjoys Eminem. His work is art because it makes us think, and shows us all how screwed up this world really is.
I find his music to be comforting, that I am not the only one who is frustrated with the reality of our society and I wished I could yell “Wake up!” to the world myself.
Sodomy and “Defense of Marriage” laws do more damage than Slim’s violence but you don’t hear this kind of outcry against Focus on the Family. ‘
found on :
Despite the fact Eminem’s music is aimed at an adult audience, many kids belong to his fanbase.There is nothing wrong with it and I think most of the kids are able to get his jokes.
Talking about the underage Eminem fans I have been in touch with, they are normal people ( underage Eminem fans are often described as crazy).
Some of them are experiencing serious problems in their homes and Eminem’s music has been a real therapy to them. The major danger comes from closed minded suburban parents who consider Eminem as the devil and who reject him systematically. It’s easy for their kids to misinterpret the rapper’s words, because they are far from the ghetto reality.
I myself have discovered the talented artist thanks to my son in 2001 and his music has operated miracles in my life.
Parents, all you need to do is to open your mind !

White chicks can spit (by me)

You doubt me ?
You disagree ?
Let me show you what
I’ma kick your butt
And your mouth will be shut
I’ma drive you nuts
While verbally kicking your butts
Your face I will knock
Round the clock
You’re unable to stand the shock
Who are you trying to mock ?
Look-you’ve lost your sock !
You cannot even walk
I’m breaking you down like a piece of chalk
You’re talking about color
My mind is multicolor
Who gives a fuck if I’m white ?
With me wanna start a fight ?
This is for you an invite
My words can bite
Like a mad dog
You remain hidden in the fog
I’ma make you swallow a Sad-Ham
While you’ll be dancing on my jam
With your fake words trying to spam
Don’t even try to slap me, damn
This is for you a preliminary exam
Don’t talk about uncle Sam
You’re so full of crack
Trying to knock back
Like if I didn’t know Tupac
You’re so gay
I love NWA
And even if my fave is Shady
Who happens to be a white MC
I’ll never forget about Public Enemy.

Hip hop brings people together

Original comment found at Dan’s blog:
There’s some controversy brewing around Eminem right now. A freestyle he made over ten years ago has surfaced at the hands of the co-founders of The Source magazine, David Mays and Benzino Scott.
An excerpt from the song is:
Black girls and white girls just don’t mix
Because black girls are dumb and white girls are good chicks
White girls are good, I like white girls
I like white girls all over the world
White girls are fine and they blow my mind
And that’s why I’m here now, telling you this rhyme
‘Cause black girls, I really don’t like.
So, of course the song is racist. Which is bad. And although it’s no excuse, Eminem said he made the song right after breaking up with his African American girlfriend. I mean, when I break up with a girlfriend, I pretty much don’t like girls in particular. I’m not a sexist, though. Far from.
So, Eminem said this and, rightfully so, released an apology explaining the song and said he didn’t mean any harm. What pisses me off is that the co-founders of The Source are using this as an example to illustrate how Hip Hop should only be performed, appreciated, and lived by “black people”. And I love hip hop, and at the shows I’ve gone to, I’ve realized and been moved by how much Hip Hop brings people together – from all walks of life – race, creed, economic status, sex – everyone is unified together listening to the flow of amazing poetry to the backdrop of melodies that will move you, and beats you will move to. It’s one of the main reasons I think what we’re doing can and will work.
For instance, back in March, The New York Times reports “The March issue (of the Source) kept up the attack, calling Eminem an “infiltrator” who has continued the sad legacy of the much-derided white rapper Vanilla Ice.” What the hell? An infiltrator? Because he’s white?
So, for those who don’t know. David Mays is a white dude who went to Harvard. A white dude who started out with more than Eminem or Vanilla Ice. And shit, I saw a video with him about safety when I was at school. He rapped on it. And he sucked. He was completely, wanna be Beastie Boys, awful. So, this is he. And David, the goatee makes you look really tough, too.
Last February, Mays, racial luminary that he is, said “Hip-hop made me respect black people”. Cause, you know, there’s no other reason in the world to respect black people aside from hip hop. And black people and hip hop are, of course, synonymous. He finished off his interview outraged that because of Eminem, “White kids are growing up claiming hip-hop as their own.”
I don’t want to harp on this too much, and I don’t mean to bore everyone out there who is smarter than David Mays, which is pretty much everyone, but, DAVID MAYS is a white kid, who claimed hip-hop as his own, way before Eminem was on the radar. I’m actually flabbergasted enough at this to use the word flabbergasted in order to describe how flabbergasted I am that this white dude, who owes his whole career to hip hop, is trying to say white people shouldn’t be a part of hip hop.
It’s this type of close minded mentality that’s getting my friends shot at in Iraq. The unintelligent, divisive behavior that feels the need to group people into an ‘us’ and a ‘them’.
Eminem talks about hip hop the way it should be framed – in terms of the music and the love for it – not in terms of racial terms. He shouts “I don’t make black music. I don’t make white music. I make fight music, for high school kids.” Which, comment all you want on the fight music part, but it’s pretty inclusive. You know. That whole ‘one love’ thing.
Jam to whatever music you want to. Understand its history, and even use the music to gain a better understanding of the world. Maybe people will stop hating on each other. There’s a lot that can be learned about life and issues from music. Don’t listen to ignorant people like David Mays.
Once again, flabbergasted.

The Real Slim Shady

The Real Slim Shady
When I listened to the track, I immediatly loved the melody and the mad beats. But when I saw the video, I got hooked. ‘ The Real Slim Shady ‘ is my favorite song from the Marshall Mathers Lp. I enjoy listening to it so much. The wordplays and jokes of the song make me laugh from the beginning to the end. I guess ‘ The Real Slim Shady ‘ is the most controversial song from the Marshall Mathers LP. So much controversial that it cost 7500 $ to a Colorado radio station for playing an uncensored version of the song. In France, this would never have happened, because most of the French citizens don’t have a sufficient level in English to fully understand Eminem’s lyrics. Even underage kids can buy an uncensored version of Eminem’s album without experiencing any problem. That’s also why real Eminem fans ( I mean people who are able to get his lyrics and his sense of humor) are rare in France.
The song begins in a funny way :
‘ May I have your attention, please ? ‘
Eminem is well known for his ability to attract the public’s attention. His originality and talent are undeniable. ‘ The Real Slim Shady ‘ contrasts with ‘ Stan ‘ that is a tragic and serious subject matter. It has been created to make people laugh-if they got a sense of humor, of course !
‘ The Real Slim Shady ‘ is a retaliation against all the people who were driving Eminem mad for different reasons : people who are focused on his skin color, pop stars like Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears, Will Smith (one of the worst things that happened to rap in my opinion) who criticized him for using cusswords and demeaning words to women. Will Smith also dared stating on MTV that since Tupac and Biggie’s death gangsta rap was ‘ almost dead ‘ or something similar.
Eminem’s enemies get dissed in a funny way and look ridiculous. It is a proven fact that it is too bad to be on Eminem’s ennemy list.
Although ‘ The Real Slim Shady ‘ has been written to make people laugh, it also focuses on subjects that should be debated like some inhibitions. Why should we act in a hypocritical way with our kids and hide subjects like intercourse as if they didn’t exist ? Having already expressed on the subject, I am deeply convinced that our education forces us to act in a hypocritical way. So many subject matters that belong to reality shouldn’t be so hidden and so taboo.
Kids who are curious by nature will discover them sooner or later anyway.
I guess some people will also picture Eminem as a violent murderer and misogynist (Lynn Cheney is a typical example of such kind of stupidity), should have a look at this line :
‘ And Dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots!
Dr.Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) ‘

Only brainless people could take this statement seriously. If you belong to this category, there is a tremendous need for you to chill out.
Mrs Cheney, this is giving you food for thought : if Eminem is to take at first degree, then you probably understood that he killed his producer. Oh, that’s too bad for you, Dr Dre is still alive! You will probably never get Slim Shady, he far too subtle for you and he enjoys mocking you and the feminist activists alltogether :
‘ ‘ Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} “Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin’ around grabbin’ his you-know-what
Flippin’ the you-know-who,” “Yeah, but he’s so cute though!” ‘
‘ Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips” ‘

The Tom Green Show parody makes the song hilarious. Have you ever watched ‘ The Tom Green Show ? ‘. I have and I spent the whole evening laughing. Tom Green likes putting people in embarassing situations, like offering them a ‘ chest sandwitch ‘ for instance’
But there’s an important part of the song that we shouldn’t miss in any case. Eminem points out that he has the courage of his opinions. No need to be fake or sugarcoated at all. He says what he has to say and that also explains why kids love him. Kids are fed up, tired of being lied to.
They’re in search of truth and authenticity. You may strongly disagree with Slim Shady, but at least admit his honesty when he speaks out :
“I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin’ you
Things you joke about wit ya friends inside your livin’ room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shittin’
Betta than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums…”

Eminem also brings us back to our own ‘ evil side ‘. Whether we like to admit it or not, ‘ there’s a Slim Shady in all of us ‘. So let’s all stand up !
Lyrics The Real Slim Shady
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..
Y’all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin’ her ass worse than before
They first were divorce, throwin’ her over furniture (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Dr. Dre said… nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} “Slim Shady, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin’ around grabbin’ his you-know-what
Flippin’ the you-know-who,” “Yeah, but he’s so cute though!”
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what’s goin’ on in your parents’ bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can’t
But it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
“My bum is on ya lips, my bum is on ya lips”
And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don’t they?
“We ain’t nothin’ but mammals..” Well, some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave ya pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus(2x):
I’m Slim Shady, yes I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me
“But Slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird?”
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear ’em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me with this bastard on MTV
“Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s married to Kim, hee-hee!”
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I’m sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there’s a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
Chorus
I’m like a head trip to listen to, cause I’m only givin’ you
Things you joke about wit ya friends inside your livin’ room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y’all and I don’t gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shittin’
Betta than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It’s funny; cause at the rate I’m goin’ when I’m thirty
I’ll be the only person in the nursin’ home flirting
Pinchin’ nurses asses when I’m jackin’ off with Jergens
And I’m jerkin’ but this whole bag of Viagra isn’t workin’
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin’
He could be workin’ at Burger King, spittin’ on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin’ lot, circlin’
Screamin’, “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK!”
Wit his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus (2x)
Ha ha
Guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let’s all stand up

Just a regular guy

How many persons claim to be ‘ Eminem’s biggest fan ‘ ? I’d like to demonstrate why this concept of ‘ the biggest fan ‘ sounds scary and worthless.
Remember those words of Stan :
‘ Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan’ ‘

“Biggest fan ” among all the fans from the whole wide world? Come on, that doesn’t make sense at all. I have read so many posts from ‘Eminem’s biggest fans’ on so many different websites and forums.
Claiming to be ‘the biggest fan’ makes you appear in a scary light in front of Eminem. Maybe you don’t realize it, but you’re precisely the kind of fan Eminem doesn’t want to meet. A crazed fan who wouldn’t mind invading his privacy without any form of respect.
Let me tell you, dear fellow fans, what really matters: it is important to be a true fan, to prove it not only in your words but also in your actions. But you also need to realize that Marshall Mathers is a regular man with a private life.
Don’t get on his nerves, don’t scream if you happen to see him. He is a normal person who wants to be treated with respect like anybody of us.
Don’t be the next ‘Stan’. If Eminem has earned your respect as a talented rapper and entertainer, he also deserves your respect as a human being.
You have the right to ask me how I would behave in front of Eminem. Let me tell you this: of course, meeting him will be emotional for me, but I want him to feel comfortable in front of me. That’s why I intend to show him my respect and admiration without scaring him with a foolish behavior. He is a normal person, like anybody of us, who wants to be treated in a normal way.
People need to realize that even if the music is divine, the author is a regular man who faces the same joys and sorrows than all of us: the only difference is that Eminem does it publicly.

What if Eminem did Jingle Bells

Eminem : Jingle Bells Lyrics
(eminem)Yo Yo
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA
(Eminem)
Is this a white Christmas hell no my man
Imp leaving blood in the snow and smacking
Fat man. You mean Santa that boys a bitch
He cot my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a kiss.
For real it’s no joke the guy don’t play he tried to fuck way more
Then a one horse slay laughing all the way but he’s not laughing today
Well jingle mothering even the elves will pay.
Come Christmas Eve oh nick’s a goner will be
Snackin on dear even blestin and downer
Not a question went not even a maybe
Have a drunk Mrs. Clues
Say they jingling baby
Give a new meaning to hoho shack that ass girl bumpin
Booty in the snow. So watch out Santa You jolly old troll we’ll be
Stripin that slay and leave you the coal
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride in a drop top shavola “hey”
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to east LA
(Eminem)
You playin reindeer games hell yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph’s horns and see how far the bend
When he’s nose turns red he’s dick gets back out
My friend. Yeah sants clues wouldn’t list me as nice
In fact he add me listed as nottie twice
Not cuz of the fights or the Christmas gifts hast
It’s cuz of all the shit I left on he’s wife
It’s time for Old Nick to move very far before we roast he’s
nuts on a big ass fire
Yes im that bad yes im that cruel
I mean your ass is huge loss
Weight for real dude. Cookies in mouth simply
Quit sick. I mean when’s the last time u seen
Your dick. And im not one to bitch but every year
I get under wear, socks and shit
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
(Eminem)”Check it out”
Oh what it is to ride in a drop top shavola “Hey”
(eminem)”Jingle thess bells baby”
Jingle bells jingle bells.
Jingling all the way
Oh what it is to ride from Detroit to East LA

If you haven’t listened to the track yet, you can find it on the Real Player, type in: “Eminem Jingle Bells”. Enjoy:)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU !
Birthday wishes for Christmas Day:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON MARCUS AND TO EMINEM’S DAUGHTER HAILIE !
…and many thanks to Gavin for allowing me to write my topics on his weblog!

Eminem And Interscope Records Taking Extra Security Precautions

Eminem is currently in the recording studio working on new material, but the rapper and his label, Interscope Records, had a scare last week when three of his unfinished songs turned up on the Internet auction site eBay.
A source told the New York Post, “He has a very close-knit group of people he works with–he knows everybody who goes in and out of that studio. About a week and a half ago, somebody copied three unfinished raps onto CDs and tried to sell them on eBay. EBay immediately took the auction down and has promised Interscope the tracks will never be auctioned on its site, but the problem is every time they shut the auction down it pops back up.”
According to the source, everyone in Eminem’s circle who has access to the studio including managers, advisers, and friends, is being interviewed. Interscope Records is also considering hiring a special security team to make sure that no additional music is leaked. Some of the precautions may include making everyone who enters the studio sign a log and a confidentiality agreement.
No release date has been set for Eminem’s untitled new album